Monday, August 4, 2014

If I had to snog someone from the Harry Potter movies...

It would be Draco Malfoy. Hands down. 

First of all, Snape is a little too...old-and-slightly-greasy for me, 
although I do love him.
I mean who can read about his love 
for Lily Evans and not go weak at the knees?? 

And of course, I'll always have a love for Harry. 
But I think I love the character more than Daniel Radcliffe

But I must say, Daniel does have a great sense of humor

One of my best friends is obsessed with Ron 
(and all other gingers for that matter).
Meh...Rupert Grint just doesn't do it for me (sorry Rupert!). 

But let's get back to Draco. Because seriously! 
Who could resist that brooding visage??

Not me, my friends. Not me. 

Ok, so maybe he was bit of a...
slickbacked slimeball those first few years at Hogwarts. 


And all that Mudblood crap wasn't very attractive. 
But hey! Everyone has that obnoxious "angsty-teenager" stage, right? 

Besides, he outgrew all of that to become...
the hottest being in both the Muggle and wizarding worlds.

I mean, just LOOK at that. 

Tom Felton, you just got yourself another follower on Twitter

* * *
Ah, being able to read about the hottie's everyday shenanigans.
And creep on pictures. 
How cute, he golfs.
And apparently steals letters from big, important signs.

Wait what?!?! HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND???

Lemme Google that ish. 
She's probably not even that pretty.

Dammit. She's totally beautiful. AND they're cute together. 

Oh well, Draco. Guess we weren't meant to be.
But you'll always be my eye candy for rough days.

Keep it real TF :)

P.S. Don't look at this pic unless you want the biggest lady boner 
you've had since Deathly Hallows Part 2). 

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

And...3...2...1...blast off

I realize I am probably the worst blogger in the world. Ever.

But hey, better late than never right? My intentions were to post a little more often...and um, I haven't since forever. Sorry.

So without further ado, here begins the turning of my new leaf.
I'm gonna post more! Even though no one reads this thing anyway.

Because it's quite fun.
Plus one day, when I'm famous, these posts will be hilarious.

So there you have it. Enjoy.

P.S. It's gonna be a fantastic summer.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone

Well it's that time of year again...
so in lieu of flowers
or chocolates
or other Vday goodies,
I've decided to post the funniest Valentine wishes
I've ever stumbled upon.

Enjoy folks :)

p.s. For all you single people out there, here's my new singer crush for the week:

Christina Perri - Jar of Hearts [Official Music Video]

Thursday, January 30, 2014


Ok I'm sorry but I just need to make this post because I'm so excited!

I CAN SKATE BACKWARDS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My bout with the Red Rockettes is in about 8 weeks so I've been practicing hard to pass minimum skills (cross overs, gliding, stopping, skating backwards, etc.) so that I can play!

Mind you, I truly STANK at the beginning of this whole ordeal. I could barely stand up on my own two skates a few weeks ago! But now I can actually glide around the track at a decent speed without peeing my pants. That being said, whatever goals you have right now, whatever endeavors you're pursuing you can do it! But really. No matter what it is. Maybe you want to learn how to play guitar, or ask that cute girl at the coffee shop out, or get an A in biochemistry or whatever. Just about anything is possible--just apply this simple formula:

motivation + hard work + strong conviction + time + patience with yourself = SUCCESS

So be brave, go and do my friends! I've got faith in you. Because if clumsy me can learn to move on skates, you can do whatever it is you desire.

P.s. If my little pep talk didn't encourage you, then maybe this will.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Salt Lake County Jail: Unforgettable Tour

Located at 3450 South 900 West, the Salt Lake County Jail is an interesting place. I went there for a tour with other volunteers of the United Police Department. We met in the cold parking lot at 7:00, left our keys and other loose articles with an officer in the front office, and entered with badges identifying us as volunteers. The first room we saw was the line up room and I couldn't help but think of that one episode of Seinfeld. 

Then we saw where people who are arrested are held until they get bailed out or housed. It was pretty interesting and a bit scary to have a roomful of men in orange oogling me. Then we saw where the actual cells are. There's a towerish thing in the middle of two rooms--one side for females, one for males. It's dark in the room of the tower and that way the guards can see out but the prisoners can't really see in. Although you can catch an outline of a figure if the lights are dim. And our tour guide told us the prisoners have an uncanny ability to tell who's guarding them just based on their movements and mannerisms. Interesting huh? 
It makes sense because they don't have much else to do. Getting books out of the library as well as more time outside the cell all depend on a person's behavior. The max-level security prisoners get only one hour outside their cell a day! And they are tiny. We got to step inside an empty one and wow. There's a small toilet, round chair and a bunk bed, all cramped in a room probably the size of small corner. I would get so BORED! I think that, in itself, would be enough of a punishment for me to not break the law again. 

Anyway volunteering should be pretty interesting. I'll post any exciting occurrences here!

Friday, January 24, 2014

Yep. I'm Officially a Psychopath.

definition: a person suffering from chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior
synonyms: madman, madwoman, lunatic, SARA, psychotic 

Seriously I think I'm crazy! Long story short: I was having a wonderfully great day---when all the sudden I come home and get into a fight with my dad! (And by fight I mean: me, yelling and freaking out over nothing and him just acting like a normal human being). Stupid teenage young adult hormones.

I took a quiz today and one of the questions was What's Your Favorite Way to Destress? I mulled over my real answers (after clicking something normal, like drinking water or horsebackriding) and this is what I came up with:

a) hit and/or run (usually away from scene of stress)
b) scream
c) read Harry Potter
e) throw icicles on asphalt

Well 2/5 isn't so bad for healthy destressers right? 
So yeah. I've got some issues.

On a brighter note!!

Last weekend, we went to Vegas! Talk about best road trip ever.

This is us in the car, obviously loving every min!

 And after 5.25 hours of driving, it was all to see this face!! 
A.T. = the best

Have I mentioned that I think "this guy" is so cute?
Oh yeah...another destresser would be kissing.

Good thing they put this cardboard cutout up in Fresh Market the other day.

Well that's all for now. I feel better somehow. 
Why don't we add another destresser to the list? 
Writing on my blog that no one reads.

Ahhhh. *sigh*
Maybe I'm not as crazy as I thought.

P.S. Newest Music loves:
This song by The Bird and the Bee
and this one by an artist one of my bffs, Justi looves

*Surprisingly yields the best results...I wonder what that "hilarious" filter could have done for Stalin...

Thursday, January 9, 2014

SO good

It's official. MY LIFE IS AWESOME. 
I just had to make a post about it! Call it a gratitude post if you will. Seriously, I'm just happy! And things are looking so up. 

Which generally means

--that's the other reason I had to make this post--

it probably won't last long hahaha. 

Oh well! Life has to have its ups and downs right? Otherwise I'd never appreciate/learn anything. Anywho so here are the beauts of my life right now:

1) My new internship with Fusion 360. I'm a lowly intern but I'm loving the environment and the work is challenging but fun. Loooots of writing, which is great! And I'm learning a lot about random things too, like vaults and awnings and personal injury attorneys. All beneficial in my book.

2) So I actually just got home from roller derby practice. It was a ton of fun this week. Mostly because I'm not using all my energy just to not fall over! Now I can actually glide around and even! cross over on the turns. So that was exciting. Plus all the girls are so nice and helpful (even if they don't look it).

3) My amazing, wonderful, beautiful sister went back on her mission to Georgia (the country). I was pretty sad (often found in tears) when I found out her health got cleared to go back. But at the actual farewell at the airport, I didn't even cry! It felt right and I know she's so happy to go back and serve.

4) My classes at the U are really interesting. And I like my professors a lot. One of them is super funny and I swear half the time, the class is just laughing. And guess what he did?! He threw his (now) wife a Surprise Wedding!!! Crazy huh. Actually kind of awesome...but I don't know if I could ever do that. Anyway, I'm really liking my schedule so far.

5) ...and of course, HARRY POTTER!!! Or should I say czytam harry'ego pottera? Because guess what folks, it's in Polish! Talk about best Christmas present ever ("Thanks mom and dad").

Oh and a P.S. While she was here, Hannah was trying to help me do a headstand

Needless to say, it actually does hurt my head sometimes! 

Well, that's all for now folks. 
Now if reading this made you think I've got it all together,
think again!
Because there is one thing I still...would like.
But no jinxing it! So yes, my lips are sealed.

However, there may or may not be updates upon the said subject.
Anyway I hope you enjoyed this.

And if this post didn't cheer you up, this sure will.